While kicking around the chopped-off head of a Danish Prince* after battle, the British invented Soccer.** The English later (for some stupid reason) renamed their new-found passion... read more
Finally, the 2006 World Cup is upon us! As the world congregates throughout Germany to watch the 2006 World Cup Soccer drama unfold, now's your chance to signify your support of this important solidarity movement. Let the world know: It's called Soccer. Dude.
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*Prince Magnus of Hackey.
**NOTE: The game of 'Hackey Sack' was invented only mintues later when the overlooked particpants (read: 'unpicked nerds on the sidelines') stood in a circle of fellow nerdum and started foot juggling The Decapitated's nutsack whilst complaining that competition sucked and team work was everything- especially when partaking in a repetitive posthumous 'kick in the nuts' of an enemy while all the while repetively promising to never say they were 'sorry'.
***The good word is 'Soccer'. Dude.
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